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Originally Posted by Pants II

I don't dislike the horse...but I can't root for its success.

There hasn't been a story this pathetic since...well it's hard to remember.

A sheltered blowhard yokel gets the horse of a lifetime and can't transition to the spotlight. He obviously thought the spotlight was the comforts of home in his la-z-boy recliner where night after night he would start arguments with the flat screen that was conveniently set on Fox News.

Captain Betamale donned his cowboy hat and commoner giddy-up jeans and gave us a cutting room floor sketch of The Chappelle's Show "When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong".

Instead of listening to his wife while he was in the middle of his baby fit...he instead continued on his faux alpha male tirade and maintained his baby fit for a solid two days.

Then after coming out of an obvious bender he decides to go back to Captain Betamale and cries like a baby on national television.

Now Captain Betamale takes the easy paycheck (chicken ****) and ducks the Haskell/Travers/Pac Classic for the PENNSYLVANIA Derby.

He should be denied his man card permanently. Stay at home and let your wife attend. She wears the pants anyways and rightfully so...idiot.

Good stuff, Pants. Good stuff.