Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was
drafted by the Army. 
On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. 
That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. 
On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. 
That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth. 
On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. 
The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years. 
