A friend ,who shall remain nameless, asked me as a birthday present to post this rather lengthy state of the asylum piece...so here we go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfRnlvtdHjE#t=103
Hello to all horsey racing fans.
(I did it!!)
This is Clyde speaking Collinwood.
(Goddamity!!)
Wait a minute.
Hi.
This is Clyde.
It was extremely white of SightyPoo to present me with the cards of the big dances on Sunday.She could have worn that micro skirt,but nooooOOOOO.I got the "Beyond The Shoes Maxi Dress" by Grandma Clampett.Anyways,I will do this thing for all soon.I know the Belmonts are looking for a big crowd and have promised to make DEM SHOO that all the foul ups from the Belmont Stakes happen all over again.They really give a shit;but they are WONDERFUL people.
I so do appreciate the Happy's for my birthday on July2.I will be having another on July 4 and do encourage more Happy greetings from the members.I'll have several more throughout the year so stay tuned for those vital announcements.
You know friends,I always try to give out life pointers ;it separates me from the mundane.....which I enjoy as I don't like them.Christopher Hitchens thought enough of three quotes that he included them just before chaptr one of his autobiography.Take a listen:
WH Auden, from Death's Echo ( I findthe title amusing.....I probably should not have said what I did.):
The desires of the heart are as crooked as corkscrews.
Not to be born is the best for man.
The second best is a formal order.
The dance's pattern,dance while you can.
Dance,dance for the figure is easy
The tune is catching and will not stop.
Dance till the stars come down with the rafters.
Dance,dance,dance till you drop.
The above is not only goodly,but also a Zodiac Cipher for one of those big dances on Sunday.
I hope you all do hear the music it plays.
The second, by Richard Dawkins....unwavering atheist swine....from Unweaving the Rainbow(which is dumb):
We are going to die and that makes us the lucky ones.Most people are never going to die because they are never going to be born.( well DAH!!)The potential people who could have been here in my placebut who in fact will never see the light of day outnumber the sand grains of the Sahara.( treat that piece of b.s. the same as "no two snowflakes are alike")Certainly those unborn ghosts include greater poets than Keats,scientists greater than Newton.We know this because the set of possible people allowed by our DNA so massively outnumbers the set of actual people.( He's really losing it here) In the teeth ofthese stupefying odds it is you and I,in our ordinariness, that are here.
Boy was that tripe-----or what?
Well Hitchens had it in so I thought I should add it in too.
Somemuch tripe in the world and some of it even by supposedly really,reallysmart people. But this all brings me to my topic....which is the brat worthiness of Brown Sugah.I have no idea whose tits she is sucking in order to ingest ice cream.Why she just doesn't eat it right out of a box----well no.What I meant was, why doesn't she just buy it from a store? Then I become thetarget of her blood curdling wrath.
That was my topic?
Can't be.
Now I don't know what it was.
Not to worry.I'll just make one up while on the fly.Here it is: Why do people feel the need to do a "play around", as they're called,and announce each bet in a public manner?And then, if they win.....they copy their winning post as if to display this miracle.I would like tosee, just once,someone copy their losing bets and display that noise.You know what I mean?No one even knows if realMonopoly money is being bet.Somehow they think if theypost the bet from their I-net betting service;this means it's true and they have proof of brilliance.Can you imagine 'play arounds" at the track-----live? What a goofy mess that would appear to gawkers.Really, it's just as bad as the NotSoUltimate Selector's "WINNER !!" mania. Why doesn't he post "LOSER!!" when he loses? Would run the machine out of I-net ink. I hope you all follow my thoughts here.Do you think as I? regarding this topic I mean;no one thinks like I.
Been told as much.
Would you believe I have been told that I am....weird?
I have.
But that's a good thing because that means I am quite out of step with the nonweird.The nonweird make up the majority and you see wheremajority thinking has got us.I enjoy being weird. It's my calling card.I even put it on my biz card. By the way, my biz card has neon light circuitry inside.
It drives "cool' people friggin' nuts from their jealousy.
Who is LaLesion?
Do the people who responded in that thread really know that person.....or is this aracane kumquatery?
I think someone other than LaLesion should post a thread entitled "Does anyone remember me?" What if no one answered? HA!!!! That would show how popular Arlettuce.....oh boy.I mean how popular that particular person is..like in NOT! Gosh I just have such a hard time in keeping this sort of stuff under control.It mut be my weird noodle.
I live in a place roamed by a legion of zombies.They would like to eat me,but I'm too quick for them.Many of them just returned from the Royal Ascot affair and realize they could have had more fun at ordering take out from a Chinese restaurant....and spent a whole lot less money.Why would anyone want to attend that fraudulent mess? I would not go for all expenses paid plus one million dollars-----and I do hope a billionaire wants to challenge me on thatone .I really,really do.I would much prefer attending the Ohio Derby;MUCH. I don't have to look at the trained seals from the USA. That's a huge plus.
I know I said I would add in the three quotes Hitchens added in to his book,but I said it to make you wonder,until now,what happened to the third quote.
OK!!
I think I'm done rambling.
"yay!"....I know.
More edible dreams for the insane:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfRnlvtdHjE
OH!!....don't forget!---Godzirra own Sherr Oir Company.
doo dah!