ClydeForm Belmont Wrap up from The Editor:
I hope all horsey fans are enjoying the night;when it's dark.
By golly, that reminds me of a column I wrote for the New York Toast.
Here it is:
VISCERAL VOMTINGS AVOIDED
by Clyde Collinwood-creator of CLYDEFORM!!
Visceral vomitings may be a redundancy,but it sounds nifty and a bit poetic.Anyhoo----Ticket Wrong didn't do sa hot,thereby laying to waste all the Toasties.Better yet,CaliforniaAluminum failed to do so and that sent psychotic reactions throughout the Chromester Community.
It was a very satisfying Saturday of atonement.One had to visualize Sali hanging some in the stretch and Ticket Wrong was only able to beat mostly locals at the NY tracks.A highly overrated horsey.If you were a subscriber to CLYDEFORM!!.....you had the winner and all the exotics.CLYDEFORM!! even predicted the dead heat for fourth.Some will say,"'HEY!! Your picks were wrong.I saw them!"
Uh,no.
Those public picks are done in code.
Users know this.
It protects them from paying for what everyone else would get for free.They know the code and they know that CLYDEFORM!! is the hottest ticket going.But getting back to the big dance,I think Stevie Coburn should be appointed ambassador to N.Korea.He is so perfectly suited for that position given his having birthed a live cow on the big stage.
Ticket Wrong was a no show and apparently SaliChrome's push button malfunctioned.Perhaps now the Toasties and the Chromesters will commiserate over mookies and hydrated cornflakes.The only two groups in history matching these two's plethora of pernicious predictions were Heaven's Gate and Hugh Beaumont's drinking buddies.
We should all find ourselves in horsey happiness over the immense failure of Toasties and Chromesters.Their bombast and snottings have been slammed back into their little pinch faces and their lives in ruins.They have nothing else to do.I find this a most pleasant thought.Let us not forget the inclusion of those whose only reason for living is to see a triple crown happen.They may be the most irascible party poopers of all time and should consider minor league hockey.
Gosh this is so fun!!
Andy Beyer,48.5 for the first half mile of a 12 paneler is not slow.Stop drinking the BeyerAid.
Now, some maybe can really, really understand the meaning of keepin' it real and given 'em steel.That is how this unparalleled writer sees the result of the 2014 running of the Belmonty Steaks.
Celebrate with me,won't you?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMUyf05cA7k