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Hello racing fans.

Gee, that's a perfect lead in for a column I wrote in the Alasksan horsey periodical;HEADIN' FOR NOME.


Here it is:






A TRIPLE CROWN I'D RATHER NOT SEE

by Clyde Collinwood-----creator of CLYDEFORM!!


I look for the Legion of Chromster Super Zero's to begin their pre race sperm spray on or about June 1.That will be The ThaiGuys;The BeachPar-Tay FunGirls will probably be squirting as never before.

If one takes it that I am not exactly a fan of SaliChrome, one would be correct.

Life on this planet, should CaliforniaAluminum win the Belmont,would be more than I could bear.

My life depends on CC NeedsNoRider( thanks Mitch) losing the Belmont.

But will he? Well, why would he? Dr. Espinoza is not all that familiar with the place with the sweeping,but not tight, turns.He just might think it's time to go full throttle just before the mid point of that last turn....or there abouts.Plus, the Chromer hasn't done a mile and a half;but neither have the others.

So?

The required closers will be present.The frontal assault team will also be present.A mid packer joins in the fun.Maybe several will even decide to finally let 'er rip and put some sizzle into the pace.Wouldn't that be great? I can't give a clear reason why Scereteriet II won't win other than the unkown regarding the distance.He's a fine horsey.I don't think it does much for horsey racing of he wins.Can't hurt, but it's not going to make the casinos go away.I don't want him to win beause then I have to do something drastic as there is no way I could take the supersonic orgasms that will be going on for message board months.

CLYDEFORM!! already has chosen CommandingCurve.

Don't let anyone kid you about not picking up on on CLYDEFORM'S choice.Linking up time records is protethting.... too much.CLYDEFORM!! has been strongly hinting at this choice for weeks.You didn't see CLYDEFORM!! picking Kid Fizzle for the Preakless.

As the day draws near, CLYDEFROM will give out the exacta buddy.

Don't let this triple crown happen,God.\

Chromesters are not human.