Originally Posted by OldDog
CLYDEFORM sent me this email the other day........
Dear CLYDEFORM Customer,
We wanted to thank you (but we were busy watching reruns of Barney Miller) for your patience as we worked through the CLYDEFORM printing issue that some of you experienced this past week.
Our team has implemented an advanced tool that will ensure that functionality is up and running for as much as 4 hours this busy Triple Crown Season. If functionality lasts longer than 4 hours, call your friends and brag.
Your loyalty and enthusiasm for CLYDEFORM, though misguided, is sincerely appreciated by
everyone here at CFRM.
In addition to the FREE race card we offered last week, which is valid
for any track/date over the next 2 hours, we’d like to give you a FREE bag of carrots.
Rabbit not included. Not legal in all states. No purchase necessary. Read manual before using. Use is not subject to any federal, state or local laws or regulations but shall be governed by Iroquois law. Special offer excludes taxes, title and dealer fees. By printing, users agree that former Beulah employees, their families and friends shall have exclusive jurisdiction over any dispute or litigation arising from or relating to the use of CFRM products and agree that the town of Spunky Puddle, Ohio shall be the venue for the same. Your results may vary. Do not use if you are pregnant or suffer from restless genital syndrome. CFRM technology is not designed, manufactured, or intended for use or resale as on-line control equipment in hazardous environments requiring fail-safe performance, such as in the operation of nuclear facilities, aircraft navigation or communication systems, truck stop showers, air traffic control, Burger King drive-throughs, or weapons systems, in which the failure of CFRM technology could lead directly to death, personal injury, warts, STDs, or severe physical or environmental damage. May cause blurred vision, ringing in the ears, loss of self control and car keys, sunburn, unusual or uncommon urges, uncontrollable tongue movements, and men to develop fully functional mammary glands. Bra not included. Viewer discretion is advised.
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