At least the fans can have this for enjoyment since you are stiffing them on the Preakless contest.
(I believe this is directed at me.)
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CLYDEFORM!! Brings You FINE PREAKLESS ANALYSIS( raucous applause begins here):
1.... Dynamic Impact
I think this horsey will have a dynamic impact on this race.His initials are "D.I." and that would strike a familiar ring to mahnly mahn Marines.That certainly is a leg up for this guy.I hope he calls SaliChrome the same names D.I.'s called us.Picture, in the gate...."You maggot.You are nothing.You are a girly mahn with a fan base made up of Thai Guys.By the way, your gate isn't going to open so you better watch your start.....dumb ass."
keepah!
2. General A Rod
A fine horsey who will have some room to rumble and will gut it out right through to the end.
keepah!
3. CaliforniaAluminum
Special thanks to Insecticide(TM),SpecialMethamphetamineMan and all the rest of the ThaiGuys for making this horsey's name cause me to vomit over the mere mention.One pictures the FunBoys in a continuous, en masse dolphin flogging ritual that started with the SA Derby finish and continues nonstop. The inventor of the word "disgusting" had this noodle film in mind.
MAKE IT STOP!
NNNNNYYYYYYYOW!!
THUD
4.... Ring Weakened
The quintessential poster figure for those screaming ...."DON'T empty the tanks!"
crinkle....
trash can
5..... Bayer
First aspirin ever entered in the Preakless.
His trainer is trying to make him into NoDoz.
Not gonna happen.
crinkle....
trash can
6. BrownSugah
And here we have the first Italian girl to run in the Preakless.It just ain't a good ah-dee-er.
Now, she may decide to kick it into bitch mode at the top of the stretch.That way-----she could be a factor.
Anyways!!!!....
crink-EL!!....
trash can
7.... Kid Cruz
I don't know anything about this horsey.Heard he's a closah.
That's nice.
wwwwwhhhhiiiiiiirrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!
8.... Social Intrusion
Gate crashah.
Phooey on him.
crinkle....
trash can
9.... El Boblo DelFarmerInThe Mountebank-0
Gosh I hope I got his name right.
Anyhoo----think Remington.
And so....
el crinkle-O
el trash can-O
10.... RideOnCurlin StillOnly 10 Cents
It should be 5 cents.
crinkle....
trash can
11....StrongMandate
I have received insider information that this horsey is not entered in the Preakless.
I am forced to-----
crinkle....
trash can
Either DynamicImpact or General A Rod.
Pick one.
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