The buzz is all about Dick Cheney meeting up with buddy-boy King Abdullah in Saudi Arabia. It is hoped that they renew old times and have a great time.
Seems that the King hunts with falcons and insisted that VP Cheney leave his shotgun at home. Perhaps the after hunt festivities in the privacy of the tent will bring another chapter to the "Arabian Nights", as long as there's plenty of vasoline to rub on any penetrations to Richard's bouncy bottom.
The real buzzzzzz today involves the two lovely peroxide "blondes", Britney and Paris, sporting matching leopard outfits. Can anyone remember the words to the classic ballad "Any Port in the Storm"?
Are they doing rehearsals for their upcoming video to rival the "Baby back ribs Smokin' Mountain" that will feature a one timer whose name starts with a B?
Seems that Britney and Paris will not be outdone. Wiggle those fancy spotted bottoms but please don't sing. Humming will be enough.
Is the sequel going to feature tiger stripes? I'll stay tuned.
You both know how to continue to dish out the "red meat".
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pass the k-y jelly, no peanut butter necessary, it's "sticky" doncha know?