A homeless couple was making out under a bridge when a car rolls by and the driver yells out, 'hey get a box'.
While I was pumping gas a limo pulled up and the rear window opened revealing Oprah Winfrey, apparently lost.
She asked "how do I get to 294?"
I said, "lose about 30lbs"
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