Soup
I went to a restaurant last night. I ordered the soup of the day (da jour).
Seems that it's never the same da jour two days in a row...
Anyway, the waitress delivers it to the table, and then I got the urge to use the bathroom.
So I took a napkin and wrote on it "Don't touch this soup, I spit in it."
I put it over the soup, hoping no one would touch it.
When I came back, some one had written "So did I".
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