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Old 04-28-2013, 07:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Ocala Mike View Post
Nice nieces, Uncle big!

Here's one for your joke collection:

"Why does time fly in Italy?"


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"Because every second another dago's by!"

Thought i heard all the dago jokes, that's a new one for me..

How bout this one..

When you throw a handful of schit against the wall what sound does it make..


WOP!
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