... it would sound like this:
http://io9.com/5985633/when-gollum-s...-the-miserable
Funniest if you're familiar with "I Dreamed a Dream" (and especially if, like me, you were rather unmoved by Anne Hathaway's cryfest performance. I know, I know, she's going to win the Oscar, blah blah blah. Still didn't do it for me.)