Parker must have been fist-bumping his crew this weekend after seeing that fat drunk idiot who killed his teammate on the sideline of the Cowboys with a tilted hat.

"How black is that?"

OMG I'M A RACIST! KILL THE EVIL WHITE GUY!! Actually I'm a cornball honkey. I listen to rap music and have had sex with black women.

I'm obviously not down with the cause. But I SEE THROUGH THIS MOTHERF.UCING SCUMBAG.

Go to hell, Parker. Or better yet stay in your virtual plantation, moron.

The guy makes 2 live Stews look like Rhodes Scholars.