Dear New Team:
While I respectfully applaud your efforts to breath new life into Nerdy, no open forum, year end awards or trades are going to cut it. Now, this does not mean that you should take the all-expense paid trip to Costa Rica off the table. My summer tan has faded and I haven't updated a bikini pic on Facebook in months so I need this trip.
NT will rise from the ashes like the Phoenix the moment a four-legged Hero strides into town.
The knee-jerk reaction of such salty veterans as Blackthroatedwind and cmoriales is likely to be "No, not that!," but hear me out fine Nerdies. It is in the moments when faced with such statements as "Imagine how much he would have won by if he was asked!" or "She did only what she needed to do to win." that we, as a forum have risen to Greatness. Pages upon pages of lively debate will emit forth from our lively fingers! We scoff at the lack of competition, the cherry-picked spots and lack of true brilliance of our present-day Hero. We tell stories of the Grand thoroughbreds of decades past and when that doesn't work, we make magazine covers featuring the delusional and obsessed poster and his/her fine stead.
Ah yes, the photoshops. That will always be our greatest contribution to the horseyboard world. No one does it better than NT.
Sincerely,
Sighty
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