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Old 11-14-2006, 12:32 PM
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Success In Politics !

To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
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All Fools...

"Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything."
-- Frank Dane
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Profession !

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. It bears a very close resemblance to the first.
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Energy Bill !

"We need an energy bill that encourages consumption."
-- George W. Bush, Trenton, N.J., Sept. 23, 2002
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