Ellen - Clark, I think it'd be best if everyone went home... before things get worse.
Clark - WORSE? How could things get any worse? Take a look around here, Ellen. We're at the threshold of hell.
And my all time fave...
Audrey - Do you sleep with YOUR brother? Do you know how sick and twisted that is, Mom?
Ellen - Well, I'm sleeping with your father.
LMFAO!!!
