I didn't go on twitter but I'm going to predict what the tweets are like today...

*PAYNTER*@jazz31621h@JustinZayat*Reports of my demise? Neigh. I'm just ducking Alpha.

*PAYNTER*@jazz31621h@JustinZayat*Saw the strangest thing this morning...A woman was being carried on a litter.

*PAYNTER*@jazz31621h@JustinZayat*Turns out it was Jill #smdh