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Old 08-31-2012, 05:02 PM
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Actually I was responding to the post Alabama wrote but I guess you and I posted at the same time.

I will though! And lots of other names.

Sorry if she's a family member of yours or anything like thatbut i will happily continue to insult her.

Do you ever wish you had written something?

Here's one i wish I had thought of...


How To Dress For Ted Kennedy's Funeral

World Famous Fashion Icon and Busy Mom™ Michelle Obama has interrupted her vacation among the elites to travel to Boston for Ted Kennedy's funeral service. Short of cash after buying fried seafood and short of time after bicycling in the dune grass, the clever fashion-forward first lady, unafraid to re-wear her designer threads, shook out her pope dress, strapped up her boobs with her trademark chest belt and jammed on her size 14 kitten heels to make the trip over to Boston to attend Ted Kennedy's funeral service.


http://suzette.typepad.com/suzette/2...s-funeral.html
You wish you could write like that hate-filled bitch? Don't worry. You're close And I have no doubt you'll proudly keep trying to match her vitriol.
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