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Originally Posted by 2MinsToPost
I go to lunch today and see a drop dead lookin woman sitting alone at her table. She is sportin the Business Suit, the whole 9 yards. So, I walk by and see no ring. I then stroll up to the counter, sportin my work clothes (I work in the Grocery business fyi) and buy a $15 Gift Certificate and write the following on it -
Hollar back if ya wanna have lunch again, my treat
below I write my cell digits
I walk back by her table and hand it to her
My phone rings 10 minutes ago - Lunch tomorrow - her and I
LOVE THIS ANGLE, it's like Mott on Turf baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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that sounds so incredibly tacky (mostly the use of the 'hollar'), and I am surprised that it worked. i'm a pretty attractive dude, if i may say so, and nothing like that would ever work for me. how many drinks, dinners, ANYTHING they wanted have i bought to no avail.
luckily i got one now and have no need for such smarmy, yet incredible, pickups.
