[Rileyoriley]

Sun, Jul 29, 2012 05:20 AM
THE EDDIE HASKELL FINE ANALYSIS


( By the way, nice to see the contest organizer is winning.Way to make the contest look to be on the up and up.)


(Oh----Arletta,perhaps you should walk....ya dog.)


( One more thing....since Hansen's appendages have multiple paranoid schizo syndrome and have shut out Hansen from this race----I am declaring him the official winner.The rest of this is only window dressing.)






1....NONIOS



NO-nios????

Is that some sort of Greek philosopher who didn't know what he was talking about??

At least make him YESIOS....why,then he'd have a chance.




But no.






crinkle...


trash can






2....LONIHAN



Stick to drag strips.

This is an abundantly overrated moo cow.




crinkle...


trash can.




( huge field for this big race...so nice)






3....PLASTERER



who is baffert!!!!??






crink-EL...


trash can



( must be at least 5 horsey's, maybe more, in this baby)






4....FELDSPAROLOGIST


Igneous rock would be embarrassed.

A candidate for the last place finisher's trophy: An autographed photo of Hugh Beaumont as the Beaver's Father.






nyyyyyooooooooooow!!



thud







5....KEEPAH KEEPPAH KEEPAH!!!!


Sorry, got a little excited.






6.....STEALCASE


Is this code for STEALRACE?

Or is this Cat Thief in a donkey suit?

What in God's name am I talking about fer FUCl< sakes!!?




Nice horse, just don't like 'im.

( Mikey Beer told me to say that.)




crinkle...


trash can









HANDSOME CLYDE ---- oh , that's a given...I meant HANDSOME MIKE to WHIPS.

Stevie out for exacta and tri boxes.



Bad racing luck.