Which is why I thought the suggestion that we should all "call someone" about our loony relatives, friends, or co-workers was worthy of a "crass" joke.

Don't we all have a crazy uncle, a weird brother-in-law, or a nutty cat lady aunt that "bears watching?"

And who are we supposed to call about them without being regarded as some kind of nut ourselves?

Lighten up, people, and look out for those boys, Calzone Lord!