He's proudly got his arm around a dirty Mud-shark after pissing his pants.
In his finest lifetime moment -- and something he never got in any trouble for -- he robbed the safe in his own parents house by smashing open the basement wall with a sledge-hammer. However, he failed to notice a shoe-box that contained over $10,000 cash in it.
Can't wait for the holiday season so I can make jokes about his inability to get the money.
Luckily, I'm only a half brother.