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Old 05-17-2012, 11:44 PM
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Still, the highlight of the day was seeing a place right next to the Wheeling Dog Track called "Godfather's Gentelman's Club, Coffee Shop, and Steak House"



Or ... "Coffee, steak, and AIDS" as my girlfriend called it. She would not visit.


After we left Wheeling Downs ... we drove back to Mountaineer Park that evening.

Once we got to Mountaineer -- I told my girlfriend I would take her to the backside of the racetrack so she could pet some race horses. However, the backside was fenced off and the moron guard working the gate wouldn't let us walk in.

However, we noticed that some of the barns down the line had cutout back windows. I made some smooching noises to them and we got to do a little horse petting.



This guy here was at first a little startled and was wondering why two people would be sneaking up on the back of his stall.


Day #3: Thursday:

We start the day off by wondering to the backside and in the stable area during training hours.

This time, no guards bothered us and we got to talk to a few jockeys, agents, and trainers.

At about 10AM -- we left for the world famous Cedar Point Amusement Park.

This is when my girlfriend turned into a raging bitch/sissy.

She wouldn't ride any of the high, tall, fast, world famous roller coasters -- and after I tried to pick her up and carry her into a line for one of them -- she punched me until I would let her go and leave the line.

This is her, trying to hide behind a garbage can...as I am forced to ride the 'Tower of Power' all by myself.





Cedar Point was basically the worst date I have ever been on -- and it should have been fun as hell. She claimed she has a fear of heights, motion sickness, and blah blah blah.




This is her on the ride home back to Erie -- as I was trying to explain to her that driving a vehicle is a thousand times more dangerous than riding a roller coaster.
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