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Old 04-24-2012, 11:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Bigsmc View Post
If you could have one super power, what would it be and why?
Rock Hard Ten:

Name: "The Massive Mush"

Power: He can stop a plane, he can stop a train, he can stop a car...



Riot:

Name: "Dr. Tedious"

Power: More of a nuisance...much like a mosquito buzzing around your head. Her superpower is the ability to flood any thread with tedious bullsh!t.



Scuds:

Name: "Puppy-Diddler"

Power: When he's not dining on the dark meat...ya really don't want to know.


My Miss Stormcat:

Name: The Dizzy Obituary of Horsey Death

Power: Confusing online offerings leave entire web communities scratching heads and her equine Obits keep you devastated...devastated that her keyboard hasn't yet been euthanized.



Sumitas:

Name: The Golden Missile

Power: Transforms into an insane admirer of equine erections whenever his blood alchool rises above the legal limit.
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