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I don't like the Masters. At all.


To quote from "Amadeus", the movie, the members of Augusta National have convinced themselves they really do sh!t marble. I remember Gary McCord comitted grave sin there once and I'm pretty sure he still isn't allowed back! We can all just thank the almighty that Jim Nantz will be there properly genuflecting from Butler Cabin.

( I jest, I probably won't be able to resist flipping it on Sunday despite my disdain for the place, it just makes me feel dirty watching sinners like Tiger and Darren Clarke soil such a pristine place.) I vote for Sang Moon Bae.