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Old 02-24-2012, 12:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Indian Charlie View Post
I didn't mean Maine! Maine is great.

I meant work. The retardation factor I have to contend with is hellish.

Had a woman last week who called us up accusing her husband of putting secret micro cameras in her panties, bra and cigarettes, and was scared that they were causing her breast lump. She actually was sobbing on the phone with me.

Had another woman the other day who wrecked her printer by plugging a usb cable into the ethernet port. When I mocked her, not very subtly, she said that the hole looked like the right one and that she grinded the plug into it because she thought she was doing something wrong.
The other stories are hilarious, but the one about the woman afraid of micro cameras makes me sad. Sounds like schizophrenia.

But the other one smashing the USB into the Ethernet is really funny. I can just picture her at 3 years old, jamming the circle wood block into the square shaped hole.
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