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Old 02-12-2012, 11:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Dahoss View Post
I like to lay out $2 bills I have been collecting over the years and swim in them like Scrooge McDuck.
Sweet!

My Meglomaniacness started at birth. I was an authority of all things looooong before I posted my way to Meglomaniac greatness.


I wasn't "delivered" in a traditional manner at birth -- rather, I JUMPED out of the womb, on my way to doing a motherfucl<ing 360 rim-wrecker up in the doctor's fucl<ing face, and in doing so, impressing the nurse* to no end with my mad game, making it a simple matter to get those panties off, and drop the hammer with my erect-since-birth instrument of female-bliss.

From that moment on, I knew I was destined for internet greatness.


* - OK...so she was a little chunky. I was young, cut me some fucl<ing slack