Here's one for Timm, since we talked about "Chicken Little" on another thread.
"Chicken Little"
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of "Chicken Little" to her class.
She came to the part where chicken Little warns the farmer. She read..." and Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "THE SKYIS FALLING!!"
The teacher then asked her class, "And what do you think the farmer said?"
A little girl raised her hand and the teacher called on her.
"The farmer said, "HOLY SH-T!!!!! A talking chicken!!!"
The teacher couldn't teach for the next twenty minutes.
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