They sent me a silver VIP elite card the other day with a note saying I had bet enough to be "at least" a silver level player for the rest of the year. It was the first realization I had in a while that I gamble way too much.

My wife asked me, "How do you earn silver VIP status?". My reply, "You get free programs and free admission to CD, even gen. admission to the Derby, other perks". She said, "No, I asked how did you get to silver level?" I didn't say a ****.ing thing after that.
