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Old 01-23-2012, 01:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Ocala Mike View Post
What's the over/under on number of weeks before Newt self-destructs (again)? Gotta hand it to the guy; he's got more lives than a cat. He's also got a mouth on him bigger than Steven Tyler's, who flubbed the anthem at the game yesterday.

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Two. Watching the self-styled elite, educated professor, 40-year Washington lobbyist insider sell himself to the Tea Party was pretty funny. But the Southern Strategy is all about one issue, and Newt has grabbed it, blew it and played it for the win.

Won't fly in Florida. But they have no other choices, as Mittens is so useless. Very sad, what this political party has come to.

A funny from Slate http://www.slate.com/slideshows/news...s-doodles.html

Newt, the self-styled Messiah, writes about himself:

These notes and doodles, handwritten by Newt Gingrich, appear in a series of exhibits appended to a report published on Jan. 17, 1997 by the House Select Committee on Ethics. The notes are mainly from the period leading up to his big 1994 victory. The text at left reads:

Gingrich—Primary Mission
—Advocate of civilization
—definer of civilization
—Teacher of the rules of civilization
—arouser of those who form civilization
—Organizer of the pro-civilization activists
—leader (possibly) of the civilizing forces.
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