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Old 01-21-2012, 06:59 PM
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Originally Posted by RockHardTen1985 View Post
Really good read. I for one appreciate these refreshing posts. Keep them coming, and Ill keep reading them.
I've been told by numerous people -- some who don't know each other -- that I look EXACTLY like Rubio from the T-Wolves of the NBA.

I've googled and seen his highlights before and I wasn't really sure -- but I can see where it's close enough ... but EVERYONE is saying this.

Well -- it can be a long night when you have 13 races to handicap early -- but I decided to take a break at about 12AM and I turned on the TV and decided to see what was on ESPN.

It was an NBA basketball and the score was 98-94 in favor of the Clippers over the T-Wolves with under a minute to go. That half-and-half guy from the Oklahoma Sooners, who does the KIA commericals, and I think won rookie of the year last year ... he was on the foul line for the Clippers with a chance to ice the game.

He bricked the 1st free-throw!!

He bricked the 2nd free-throw!!

No biggie -- still a 4 point lead with under a minute to go.

I change the station -- I think boxing was on ESPN Classic or something. NBA, like all basketball, is like watching paint dry... so even the closing minute of a nail-biter doesn't really interest me that much.

So... I get bored after maybe a minute or two -- and I flip the remote back to ESPN.

RUBIO -- FOR 3 -- SWISH!!!!! And, oh my F'ing God. He looks JUST like me. Like, I swear, I've never seen another man in my life who looks so much like we when I don't shave for a few weeks.

I jumped out of my chair -- and I screamed "That's me!! Oh my God, That's ME!!"

And -- Rubio sets a screen -- another bearded White dude Love is wide open for a game winning 3 pointer. SWISHHHHHHHH!!! T-Wolves, win at the buzzer.

You tell me that truth is not stranger than fiction!

I didn't bet this basketball game...but

still laughing about this one!
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