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Originally Posted by Calzone Lord
I've seen many a Champagne/VIP room.
The girlfriend is the best thing that has ever happened to me. She lets me do what I want, when I want. She gives me my space. She drives my drunk ass around all the time when we go out. She's beautiful. She's a very good cook and baker - she likes sports, video games, and she likes going to the track/casino.
When I got sick, she went into full nurse mode and took care of me. She spoils me, pleases me, tolerates me, and on her days off she gets 14 straight hours of dealing with me -- and always begs me not to leave.
Good luck finding a stripper who will watch an entire season of Rome and half of Spartacus so far.
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You forgot to mention that she loves Subway.
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