I knew that Houston thing had to be a joke.
Dallas is the capital of Jesusland.
San Antonio is OK, other than that whole disgraceful Alamo fraud.
El Paso is almost New Mexico--like a post-op tranny is "almost" a chick.
They named a decent horse after Marfa.
Every other city and town in Texas could disappear tomorrow and the nation would be none diminished.
Over the past 16 years, Texas has had two governors--George W. Bush and Rick Perry.
Top that, Mister Falcon.