[clyde]

Originally Posted by Cardus

He is a scrawny, middle-aged, grey-haired man with a tired THUD Internet Land act.

If someone -- who had nothing better to do, like Morty -- actually took him up on his invite to come to his house, Morty would get his ass kicked so badly, it wouldn't be funny.

Even to a lame jokester like Morty.

Like I said once before...deeds, not words.