Last friday, i was driving down the freeway when i saw the blue flashing lights behind me. After about a mile, i decided to pull over. The traffic cop gets out of his car and walks over to mine.

"Sir", he says, "we have been following you for over a mile now doing 90mph". " It's friday night at 5pm, i've had a long day and just about to sign off from duty". "I really don't need this paperwork now, so if you can give me a valid reason as to why you were doing 90mph on the freeway, that i've never heard before, i will let you go".

"Well, officer" i said. " Six years ago, my bitch of a wife ran off with a traffic cop, and i just thought you were trying to return her ".

"Have a good evening sir".