Rita Riot hasn't the foggiest suspicion that I know she is a vampire.
Yes....iiiit's true!
The fangs have almost come out on several occasions,but she retracted them just in time.However, I studied under Dr. Van Helsing before he died(would have been harder after he died to study under him, but oh well),and he id'd Rita as a vampire almost from the beginning.The rest of you;beware.She can only be destroyed ( and she must be destroyed) by squirting her with Grey Poupon, so as to put her in an induced coma.Then...the right wing of a hawk is implanted in her left boo bee.This will ensure she stays destroyed.
At that point----the vampire is beaten violently with a rugby ball.It must be an official rugby ball.Struck 12 times, no more, no less.That will destroy her.
Not to worry...she can't see this.
Vampires are extremely dense.
Last edited by clyde : 09-08-2011 at 10:48 PM.
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