I was taking my afternoon nap...slowly rocking in my rocking chair.Suddenly..it started to shake violently.I snapped awake.By the way it was rocking,I thought it wanted to chair dance with me.
When the table wanted to cut in, I knew something was askew.
I raced to the phone and dialed 191...then 119...then then 922....there was too much shaking going on.
I ran outside and climbed onto the roof with my chainsaw so as to cut a hole into the roof. Then I said..."Hey goat --hold it!! I already am on the roof!!"
Dyslexia attacks.
Anyhoo.....I then started twirling myself in rapid circles with my arms fully extended ,trying too mimic a rescue helicopter....thought it was part of Morris' Code.
All it accomplished was bringing in several hundred birds who landed on the roof...laughing at me in a hysterical way.
From the latest reports...I think I may have overreacted
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