A woman was in a coma.
She had been in it for months.
Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath.
One of them was washing her private area and noticed
that there was a slight response on the monitor whenever she touched her
there.
They tried it again and sure enough, there was definite
movement. They went to her husband and explained what happened,
telling him,
'As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex
will do the trick & bring her out of the coma.'
The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that
they would close the curtains for privacy.
The husband finally agreed and went into his
wife's room.
After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat
lined, no pulse, no heart rate.
The nurses run back into the room. 'What
happened!?' they cried.
The husband said, 'I'm not sure. Maybe she
choked.'
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