08-10-2011, 10:31 AM
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Santa Anita
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Southeastern PA
Posts: 3,044
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Coach Pants
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago you would have $49.00 today! If you purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG you would have $33.00 If you purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers you would have $0.00 today. But, if you purchased $1,000 worth of beer, drank all the beer, turned in the aluminum cans for recycling, you would have $214.00.
Therefore the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg Plan
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Coach, I'd really like your plan if the beer cans were gold plated.  |