A story about old people
A couple, both widowed, had been dating for a while. Urged on by friends they decided it was time to marry.
Before the wedding, they went to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.
Finally, the man decided it was time to broach their physical relationship. 'How do you feel about sex?' he asked tentatively. 'I would like it infrequently' she replied.
The man sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, leaned over and whispered, 'Is that one word or two?'
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