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Originally Posted by Calzone Lord
The only way I can sit through a movie in a theatre is if I tuck a bottle of hard liquor under my hoodie. All the tards with ADD start rolling in right before the previews & it makes me want to puke just seeing them. The bitches with their uppity little struts usually with some total cockbag boyfriend with a sideways hat. And they all laugh during the dumbass previews and say things like "that looks REALLY GOOD!"
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Next time someone gets a cellphone out in front of me to text, their bright screen shining like a beacon in the night (aka a darkened theater required for a normal person's movie viewing enjoyment), I'm gonna go over to them and read the conversation on their phone, then let them know that yes, it is indeed crucial that they live tweet the film or answer the text 'whr u at?' I mean if they don't, the terrorists win.