Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

Tell me about your favorite toy when you were a kid or a toy you wanted but never got.

GI JOE Snake Eyes. Had 3 of them. Kids were jellus.

Commercials and jingles you remember...

Sometimes you feel like a nut...sometimes you don't.
Almond Joy has nuts. Mounds don't.



What did you like to play?

Galaga

What did you want to be when you grew up?

A pimp.

Tell me about your first crush or your first kiss.

This question is too tame. My first true crush was Kellie. We were on the swim team together. One swim meet I asked her if she wanted to sit with me on the bus ride home. So she says yes and I, of course, get nervous. So nervous that I forgot to urinate before getting on the bus. A 2 hour bus ride with no stops.

So we're sitting together talking, then making out...then she goes down on me. Now due to my intense kegel exercise regimen, I was able to hold my urine for a good 20 minutes. But due to my inexperience with sexual relations, I had no idea when I came. And for some odd reason, she didn't either.

Well she keeps going and unfortunately I pissed in her mouth. She instantly jumps up and I'm still going and the piss goes all over her face and hair. And she had that late 80's early 90's hair that's loaded with hair spray so the piss just makes it look like lacquer.

Well needless to say everyone on the bus knew what happened. The coach knew but ignored it.

Kellie never talked to me again.



Kindly answer one or all of the above.

... and for the bravest among us? What is something you've never told anyone (it can be something stupid or awful or well... anything)!