10-23-2006, 04:17 PM
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Havre de Grace
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: Powder Springs Ga
Posts: 5,780
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Originally Posted by SentToStud
the 5 year old reference got me to thinking about a friend's 5 year old I watched for a morning.
I taught the kid to respond to being asked, "What do you have for Mommy?" by standing on his chair, grabbing his crotch and screaming, "THE BIG BANANA!!!"
Well, I took the kid to IHOP for breakfast and and I asked the waitress to ask the kid the question. Worked like a charm.
A few hours later, after suffering through a couple hours of unscripted kid screaming of THE BIG BANANA (you reap what you sow), the parents finally came to pick him up.
Of course, I asked the kid what if he had something for Mommy. The kid went into his full routine, cracking up my buddy and absolutely horrifying the kid's mother,
Funny, they never asked me to watch the kid again.
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S2S: you have latent funny talent that is genius! Now I hafta clean off the keyboard wet with my morning coffee! 
Last edited by timmgirvan : 10-23-2006 at 07:24 PM.
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