Well the market is off. Of course it's fantasy land on Wall St. so I'm sure it'll be back up by Friday.

The writing is on the wall. Not even close to adding 150,000 jobs a month.

He can always take a day off from golfing and hit the teleprompter up to remind people Bush did it. Which is loser speak for "I ain't gone do s.hit, cuz. Bush done f.ucked it all up."