"Hey I've got $140,000 in debt but I found $500 in an old pair of khakis. I'm going to say f.uck it and pay the monthly minimum and use this $500 on my b.itch. She whines all the f.ucking time and this will shut her up. Plus she'll suck my d.ick and fight other b.itches and haters who be on me for being a stupid, broke ass buster."