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					Originally Posted by Coach Pants  No offense but guys with goatees are usually sex offenders. | 
	
 Why would that offend me?  It's an indisputable fact and I am forced to deal with the sideways glances every day.
I am also a sex offender.
You politely said "no offense", so I guess you are the good cop.  Are you also the catcher?