02-08-2011, 03:06 PM
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Randwyck
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: VA and Saratoga
Posts: 1,352
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WHY SENTENCE STRUCTURE IS SO IMPORTANT
The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people - Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because he liked the both of them. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.
Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after having partied all night. She went straight to the cooler to take an aspirin. The boss approached and said, "Debra I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."
Debra replied, "Couple you please jack off, I feel like ****."
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