an elderly gentleman was led into his doctors office by a beautiful and sexy nurse. he sat down with the dr. who told him he had good news and bad news. the old gentleman said ok give me the bad news first. the dr. said I am sorry to tell you that you only have 6 months to live. the old man said oh my, what could possibly be the good news? The dr. replied, did you see that sexy nurse that walked you in today? I fu--ed her last night!
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