From Rick Reilly: some new drinks named for athletes:
A Tiger Woods ... Pineapple juice and vodka ... Drink one and you'll want 13 more.
A Jack Nicklaus ... Kind of like an Arnold Palmer, only a little better.
A Brett Favre ... By the time it comes, you've changed your mind.
A Chris Bosh ... Chaser only.
A Greg Oden ... You can order it but it never shows up.
A Rex Ryan ... Tastes like a Tootsie Roll.
A Mark McGwire ... Comes with a shot.
A Cam Newton ... Your dad orders it for you.
A Dennis Green ... It is what you think it is.
A Tom Brady ... Really good by the sixth round.
A Michael Vick ... A little hair of the dog that should've bitten you.
A LeBron ... Served with a mirrored glass so you can watch yourself drink it.
A Terrelle Pryor ... It's free!
A Lance ... Only one ice cube.
A John McEnroe ... After one, you cannot be serious.
A Karch Kiraly ... Comes spiked.
A Tim Tebow ... Served very straight.
A Michael Phelps ... Water with a water chaser.
A Reggie Bush ... You drink it for a little while, then they take it back.
A Nick Saban ... Comes with extra bitters.
Anna Kournikova ... A white Russian, hot.
A Quentin Richardson ... Hold the Brandy.
A Chris Evert ... You drink it with both hands.
A Barry Bonds ... Careful: it goes straight to your head.
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