In all seriousness folks...







































I might not have much longer to live.
















































If I do live to see 2012 it will be due, in part, to my l33t survival skills, physical fitness, and dashing good looks.


























The birds dying in Arkansas and Kentucky?

















































It has something to do with the New Madrid fault.























































We're f.ucked.































































In honor of my imminent demise I request that we be as mean as humanly possible to one other












Right now



























Right now
















Right now!!!!






































Go f.uck yourself, c.unts.